Mat Fleming

Nick name(s):      Orgy

Born:       14th March, 1974

Profession:           Trying to make people fart (Smith’s chips)

Premierships:      Ziltch, none, zero

Career highlight:                 Beating Quicky in precision time trial

Most admired player:      Banga (Robert Harvey)

Favourite AFL Club:           Red, black and white (St Kilda)

My look alike:      George Clooney

On a road trip I would take:          Shirls, Ayso, Quicky, Colby

Most prized possession:               My wife, Lisa

Favourite Drink:                               Beer, spirits and wine

If I could be anyone in the world it would be:        David Beckham  

Best Movie:          Brave Heart

If I could star in my own TV show what would it be about:  The Biggest Loser (hence no Premiership)             

Favourite Singer/Band:   ?               

Most Prized Possessions:               My daughter Jayda          

Sporting dream (non-football):    Playing for Manchester United in championship Final

Best spot to relax:             Any five star resort in Asia

Brush with fame:               Barcelona Soccer Team

Personal Motto:                 What you ? is what you ?

Good luck charm:              Don’t believe in luck

Best buy:               St Kilda jumper signed by Xavier Clarke

Worst mistake:   Letting Nudge take training

Cannot live without:         Coffee mug

Preferred pet:     Can’t go past man’s best friend

Favourite song:   Beautiful (by James Blunt)            

Favourite form of exercise:           Anything except bike riding